Human Expenditure Program

Human Expenditure Program

Human Expenditure Program is the quirky, slightly unsettling sequel to the cult classic Bloodmoney. But don’t let the dark lineage fool you—this game is less about grim mercenaries and more about… Harvey Harvington, your brand-new, completely manageable human companion! That’s right, in this delightfully bizarre experience, you don’t just play a game—you own a Harvey. Feed him, pet him, play with him, and try very hard not to think about what you’ve already done to him. (We won’t tell if you don’t.)

Unlike most virtual pet simulators, Human Expenditure Program gives you a lot more than a cute little critter to look after. Harvey isn’t a Tamagotchi—he’s a full-on human being with emotions, needs, and a tragic past you may or may not be responsible for. No pressure!

Why You’ll Love Owning a Harvey

Owning Harvey is like having the weirdest subscription box you’ve ever signed up for—except you get paid. Along the way, you’ll juggle:

• Two shocking endings that’ll keep you guessing whether you’re a good owner… or a terrible one.

• Five ridiculous minigames, from feeding Harvey his daily bread to making sure he doesn’t spiral into an existential crisis.

• The illusion of domestic bliss, paired with the creeping suspicion that Harvey deserves better.

• Money, money, money! Because what’s love without a paycheck?

• And, of course, the heavy emotional responsibility of caring for a human trapped in your computer. (Don’t worry, that part’s fun… mostly.)

This isn’t just a game—it’s a comedy wrapped in a tragedy, sprinkled with satire, and served with a flashing-lights warning for extra zest.

How to Play

Playing Human Expenditure Program is simple, but keeping Harvey alive and happy is a whole different story. Here’s what to expect:

1. Boot up the program – Congratulations, you now own Harvey Harvington!

2. Care for Harvey – Feed him, pet him, and keep him entertained through the minigames. He’s fragile, so treat him well.

3. Manage your guilt – Remember what you did? Yeah… don’t let Harvey remember it, too. Keep him distracted and cared for.

4. Earn rewards – You will receive more money and "affection points" the better you handle Harvey's life.

5. Discover the endings – Your choices decide Harvey’s fate: will you walk away with a happy household or a very awkward human divorce?

Every decision counts, and Harvey’s future rests entirely in your hands. 

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